Tis the season for clementines, egg nog and Toblerones. I don’t know how these two food items got associated with Christmas but here are a few food items I want to see get associated with Christmas.

1. Chicken wings. If you’re planning to come to my house for Christmas make sure you bring some. Hot, suicide, jerk chicken, Cajun, honey garlic – I like them all. Don’t forget the veggie sticks you cheap bastard.


2. Slow roasted prime rib. I’m pretty sure I saw a slow roasted prime rib in the background of that Last Supper painting. Medium rare please.


3. Foie gras and veal. Just kidding. Leave that and your fur coat at home you insensitive, cruel, animal hating SOB!


4. Nachos (with a hint of Lime!) and salsa. You could probably use the nachos as tree ornaments.

Woohoo…Christmas is coming!